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the actual zodiac signs

choreolanus:

fabulink:

aries: really fucking arrogant
taurus: bossy as fuck
gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
leo: talks way too much
virgo: overanalyzes everything
libra: probably really boring
scorpio: has a collection of knives
sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
capricorn: lucifer’s servant
aquarius: really weird and judgemental
pisces: way naive and probably gay

speaking as a virgo, this is actually spot on

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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

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